Bonnaroo literally destroying every other festival with their lineup right now. Confirmed acts thus far are as follows:

Mumford and Sons (!!!!), Kendrick Lamar (!!!!), My Morning Jacket, deadmau5, Robert Plant and the Sensational Space Shifters, Slayer, Florence and the Machine (FLORENCE OFFICIALY BACK ON THE TOURING CIRCUIT), Tears For Fears, Belle and Sebastian, Childish Gambino, Alabama Shakes (back from the dead, lol), Spoon, Run the Jewels, Gary Clark Jr., Earth Wind & Fire (CASUAL, JUST EARTH WIND AND FIRE NOT THAT SERIOUS), Ben Folds, Bassnectar, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Atomic Bomb: The Music of William Onyeabo featuring David Byrne and special guests, Against Me!, Flying Lotus, Caribou, The War on Drugs, Dawes (!!), Mac DeMarco, Freddie Gibbs and Madlib, Shabazz Palaces, SBTRKT, Jamie xx, Courtney Barnett (!!!!), Benjamin Booker (!!!!), Rustie, Hozier (!!!!), STS9, Bleachers, Flume, Sturgill Simpson, Atmosphere, Sylvan Esso, Rudimental, Strand of Oaks, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Woods, Tycho, The Bluegrass Situation Superjam hosted by Ed Helms, Ryn Weaver (YASSSSS), Bela Fleck and Abigail Washburn, Gramatik, Brandi Carlile (Brandi gets ! x 100000, I cannot properly convey my emoiton through limited exclamation point use), Rhiannon Giddens, Guster, Houndmouth (!!!!!), Medeski, Scofield, Martin & Wood, Punch Brothers (RYE WHISKY AM I RIGHT?), Trampled By Turtles, Jerry Douglas presents Earls of Leicester, Shakey Graves, AWOLNATION, The Very Best, Twenty One Pilots, G-Eazy, Odesza, Moon Taxi, SOJA, Glass Animals, Jungle (IS THISSS A DRILLLLL), The Growlers, Bahamas, Temples, Pokey LaFarge, and Tove Lo (I’m dead).

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. SIT DOWN COACHELLA. Sorry that was mean. I luv u Coachella, I swear.

UPDATE: BILLY JOEL AND MØ TOO. I am done. See you in Tennessee.